you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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