i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
you inspire me to be a worse person
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Randomize
