I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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