just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
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I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
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Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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