We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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