My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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