last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
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She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
tell me about the fingering
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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