there was a trapeze. enough said
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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