You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
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i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
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I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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