We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I think I have vodka in my lungs
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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