i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
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Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
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It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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