I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
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Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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