and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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