I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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