Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
He shit in the fireplace
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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