Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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