Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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