i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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