Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
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well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
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My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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