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i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE

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(817): View more from Texas

he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.

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(517): View more from Michigan

Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair

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(419): View more from Ohio

I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.

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(301): View more from Maryland

The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"

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(757): View more from Virginia

I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.

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(660): View more from Missouri

I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.

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It's called being normal.

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(904): View more from Florida

So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore

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(425): View more from Washington

It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"

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