he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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