So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
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I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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