Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
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We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
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I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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