so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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