adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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