Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
no. you can't hotbox the world.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I currently don't understand fingers.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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