I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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