what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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