First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
handjob tips. give me some.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
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dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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