After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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