She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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