That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
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Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
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Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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