They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Randomize