Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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