I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
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C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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