how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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