So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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