Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize