Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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