even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
he was CRYING into my vagina
pop tarts are not kleenex
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Randomize
