My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
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My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
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Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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