Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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