I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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