Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
