Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I looked at my own cervix.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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