Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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