i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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