Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
How external is "for external use only"?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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