The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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