I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
areolas are like halos for boobs.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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