Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
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No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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