Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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