I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
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Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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