fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
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As shirtless as possible
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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